The Prince and the Carpenter 2

I couldn't get this right the first few tries but here it is now. And here's the story, Luigi's fallen for Daisy one day while he was strolling through town. But he didn't know how to tell her how he felt, so he got an idea to bring her to the castle to work on his room. Secretely he's using this as an oppurtunity to talk to her. And knowing Luigi this ought to be good.

Luigi: Greetings, fair madien. Thank you for taking time out of your day to help put a new carpet in my room.

Daisy: No problem, your highness, but ummm.... your letter says that your castle was attacked but it looks fine to me.

Luigi: Oh yes, well umm, they attacked it just.... uh... yesterday but they didn't do too much damage which is why I asked you to put a new carpet in my room.

Daisy: Weird, I haven't seen anything lately. But your letter says that you wrote this a week ago.

Luigi: It does? Oh yeah, that's because..... t-that's because.... because... ummm.. I'm psychic?

Daisy: O_O;
(5 second awkward silence)
Luigi: *claps his hands together* Soooooooo how about I show you to where you're suppose to be working.

Daisy: Lead the way.

Luigi: *Thinking to himself* This is great! Now all I have to do is not screw this up (anymore) and maybe I could ask her out on a date. Man, I really hope she says yes. She's just so hot...

Daisy: Excuse me?

Luigi: Did I say that outloud? I mean itttttssssssss so hot in here I'm start to sweat. *nervous chuckling*

Daisy: Really? It's alittle chilly in here to me.

Luigi: It's must be the A/C, it's broken

Daisy: But your theromstat says that it's 67 degrees in here.
(more awkward silence)
Luigi: Oh here we are. This is my room.

Daisy: Wow! What I wouldn't give to live in a place like this.

Luigi: Yeah it's nice, ok let's get started then.

Daisy: Leave it to me.
(After an hour of work, Luigi makes his move)
Luigi: Sooooooooooooooo, Miss Daisy, uuuuummmmmmm would you like to...

Daisy: Like to what?

Luigi: I mean, would it be ok, if your not too busy, would you like to go out on a date?

Daisy: Wow, this is kind of sudden. I don't know....

Luigi: I assure you that I'm a perfect gentleman. I promise not to take advantage of you, or touch your juicy bits.

Daisy: My what now?!

Luigi: I mean, I...... you...... *sigh* I don't know what I'm trying to say anymore. To be honest, I set this whole thing up just so I could talk to you, but.... Look I'm sorry for all this. *Grrrrrr* Why am I cursed always nervousness around beautiful women......

Daisy: ...... Well, the way I see it, you're alot more confident than other men. To be able to go through all this trouble just to get my attention, not alot boys thought that much about me...... I'm free next saturday, how about around 8.

Luigi: Yeah, I mean, of course. I'd be honored.

Daisy: I'll see you soon.
(10 seconds later after she leaves)
Luigi:Yeeeeeessssssssss!!!!!!

Aww, well isn't that cute, ha ha, BUT IT'S WRONG!! Now that's what I call a royal screw up, but hey at least he got what wanted. Way to go Luigi